Cashier Tales...

The day after Christmas I went to the gas station to purchase gasoline and a fountain drink.  When I approached the cashier the guy said to me, "How you doing, man?"  I said, "I'm doing all right.  How 'bout you?"  The cashier then says, "Oh, I'm doing good except I punctured my hand yesterday trying to open up a Christmas gift."  I offer up to the cashier a folksy "I hope it was a good gift".  The cashier lit up as he said, "Oh, it was!  I'm a huge Indianapolis Colts fan and my girlfriend got me some Colts floormats for my truck."