Weight gain...

From the photos I've seen it looks like half the cast of Jersey Shore has gained some weight since last summer.


I Think I had Enough Characters to Tweet This Post,

paulsen

Titty Licker Cunt Manipulater (TLCM)...

I'm surprised blogger allowed me to have NO tiltle on the previous post, yet found this one okay. 


Mel Gibson is THE Man,

paulsen






















PS  Mel Gibson is being railroaded.  Sure, he's a dick.  But c'mon....

This is a good thing that this whole Chris Paul thing didn't go down.  If he's in Portland it drives everyone to him when people do a google search of "Chris Paulsen, Portland".  I need those two people looking for me, not him.  Fuck Chris Paul (sen).


Don't Give up Batum for the Love of God,

paulsen

Nectarine and Chicken Salad...

Yesterday I cleaned out the fridge and put together a pretty decent salad.  So decent that I'm willing to share the recipe on my web log:


Bed of baby spinach and green leaf lettuce
two nectarines
two ears of corn (grilled on the bbq)
two chicken breasts (teriyaki marinade, grilled on bbq)
ten stalks of asparagus (grilled on bbq)
two slices of swiss cheese (cut into little bitty pieces)
half a cucumber (diced)


dressing:

the juice and gatherings from an overripe mango (squeezed through a sieve)
a splash of cran/strawberry/banana juice
tablespoon of cream cheese



In hindsight I should have thrown some nuts in there.  And the swiss cheese part would probably work better with one of those fancy dry crumbled cheeses.


Enjoy,

paulsen