Weight gain...

From the photos I've seen it looks like half the cast of Jersey Shore has gained some weight since last summer.


I Think I had Enough Characters to Tweet This Post,

paulsen

Titty Licker Cunt Manipulater (TLCM)...

I'm surprised blogger allowed me to have NO tiltle on the previous post, yet found this one okay. 


Mel Gibson is THE Man,

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PS  Mel Gibson is being railroaded.  Sure, he's a dick.  But c'mon....

This is a good thing that this whole Chris Paul thing didn't go down.  If he's in Portland it drives everyone to him when people do a google search of "Chris Paulsen, Portland".  I need those two people looking for me, not him.  Fuck Chris Paul (sen).


Don't Give up Batum for the Love of God,

paulsen

Nectarine and Chicken Salad...

Yesterday I cleaned out the fridge and put together a pretty decent salad.  So decent that I'm willing to share the recipe on my web log:


Bed of baby spinach and green leaf lettuce
two nectarines
two ears of corn (grilled on the bbq)
two chicken breasts (teriyaki marinade, grilled on bbq)
ten stalks of asparagus (grilled on bbq)
two slices of swiss cheese (cut into little bitty pieces)
half a cucumber (diced)


dressing:

the juice and gatherings from an overripe mango (squeezed through a sieve)
a splash of cran/strawberry/banana juice
tablespoon of cream cheese



In hindsight I should have thrown some nuts in there.  And the swiss cheese part would probably work better with one of those fancy dry crumbled cheeses.


Enjoy,

paulsen

Stuff on my ipod...

This afternoon I was listening to my ipod and I stumbled upon Enya's Greatest Hits.  I listened to the whole thing and I loved it.  I didn't even bother to stop listening while I moved my bowels.  And that made me wonder if any guy, or gal, had ever listened to Enya with the headphones on while taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.  I can see listening to Enya while prancing through the forest.  I can imagine someone listened to Enya while painting.  I am certain Enya has been heard while sex is being peformed.  Penetrative, as well as oral, although it seems like it would be rude to wear headphones while that is happening.  I can see some goth kid having a midnight picinc at a graveyard while listening to Enya.  I've actually done that before, but I was listening to the Gin Blossoms when it happened.  Surely, somewhere last week a woman north of thirty five listened to Enya while gardening, but I doubt that she took a grumpy while listening to Enya.  No way. 

Book Club...

I received some books from the library this weekend.  The first book I started reading is called "Inside Delta Force".  It's written by this fella who was one of the founding charter members of the elite counterterrorism unit known as Delta Force.  This book is making me feel like a pussy.  If I finish this book I'm going to have to read "Superfudge" immediately afterwards to feel better about myself.

Comments...

I just checked Bill Simmon's Twitter page to see what he had to say about the World Cup match.  There was a link on one of his tweets to an article in US Weekly that mentions something that Adam Carolla said on Simmon's podcast.  Corolla mentioned that maybe Jennifer Aniston thinks like a man, and that might be why she's single at 41.  He also made a joke about her sleeping her way through Hollywood, Gerard Butler style.  Pretty tame stuff really.  But I was more interested in the comments that this "story" produced.  Here's one that caught my eye:


this kind chauvinstic men, that why jen has many attackers from losers like this and many other loosrs.who can'nt handle strong single successful woman. it shows from thier statment.