Books...

My mom informed me that she just finished reading her latest book.  It was called 'Sins and Needles'.  The book she read last week was called 'Sticks and Scones'.  My mom is a huge fan of pun literature.

Dave...

This is just a test to see if you are actually reading my web log.  You gave me sh*t for not posting enough, yet I can't even tell if you are reading this ridiculous area of the web.  I'll say this this...your family policy on no one wearing shoes in the house is going to cause an accident.  All it's gong to take is a guest to reenact Billie Jean and there's going to be a fall.  Your floors are too clean,  Scuff em up, bra.

Scuff,

paulsen

Cashier Tales...

The day after Christmas I went to the gas station to purchase gasoline and a fountain drink.  When I approached the cashier the guy said to me, "How you doing, man?"  I said, "I'm doing all right.  How 'bout you?"  The cashier then says, "Oh, I'm doing good except I punctured my hand yesterday trying to open up a Christmas gift."  I offer up to the cashier a folksy "I hope it was a good gift".  The cashier lit up as he said, "Oh, it was!  I'm a huge Indianapolis Colts fan and my girlfriend got me some Colts floormats for my truck."

New Plowl...

I've been making a bunch of platter/shallow bowls/plates.  I'm not sure what I should call them.  For now I'm calling them plowls.  Here's an example of one of the first ones I made.  I think Erica in Customer Service bought this one.